Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Blood Liberal

As a Jew--ha-ha, boo-yeah, suckas!--okay, uh, as a Jew-ish America, let me just say that the idea that Sarah Palin has commited some unspeakable indecency by using the phrase "blood libel" in the manner that she did is totally unfair and almost completely incorrect. In fact, I propose to you that she used the phrase in a perfectly proper and appropriate fashion.

First of all, the blood libel that I keep hearing people talk about in deploring her comments is not THE blood libel. Indeed, the blood libel against Jews was not that they murdered gentile children and used their blood in religious rituals, which was an occasionally potent folk belief that popped up persistently but intermittently in the middle ages, but rather the Church doctrine that Jews had killed Jesus, that they as a "people" bore collective guilt for his execution.

Anyway, until the phrase was deployed in an Unapproved Manner, it was understood to have a certain plasticity, and while it was never in wide, general usage given its understood significance to Jews, you could still hear it, from time to time, referring to exactly that to which it refers: the libelous manufacture of guilt, often collective guilt, for a crime committed by one's assumed or perceived peers and allies.

27 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...

did youse jus call Sarah Palin an ally? oh no you diint!

Ethan said...

God, thank you. This is what I've been saying, inside my head.

Betsy Cracker said...

HOT CROSS BUNS

A hot cross bun, or cross-bun, is a sweet, yeast-leavened, spiced bun made with currants or raisins, often with candied citrus fruits, marked with a cross on the top. The cross can be made in a variety of ways including: of pastry; flour and water mixture; rice paper; icing; two intersecting cuts. They are traditionally eaten at Easter but in the UK they are now sold all year round.

In many historically Christian countries, buns are traditionally eaten hot or toasted on Good Friday, with the cross standing as a symbol of The Crucifixion. They are believed by some to pre-date Christianity, although the first recorded use of the term "hot cross bun" is not until 1733; it is believed that buns marked with a cross were eaten by Saxons in honour of the goddess Eostre (the cross is thought to have symbolised the four quarters of the moon); "Eostre" is probably the origin of the name "Easter". Others claim that the Greeks marked cakes with a cross, much earlier.

According to cookery writer Elizabeth David, Protestant English monarchs saw the buns as a dangerous hold-over of Catholic belief in England, being baked from the dough used in making the communion wafer. Protestant England attempted to ban the sale of the buns by bakers but they were too popular, and instead Elizabeth I passed a law permitting bakeries to sell them, but only at Easter and Christmas.

Around Easter 2003, the Daily Telegraph and other newspapers reported that several local authorities in England had banned schools serving hot cross buns on the grounds of political correctness, believing the symbol of the cross could be offensive to non-Christians. This step was widely condemned. As one of the cited councils, the City of York issued a statement making clear that although the buns were not being served in their schools this year, there was "no particular reason" for this, and it was not based on any policy decision.

IOZ said...

This recipe does not appear to include any gentile children's blood.

Anonymous said...

using the term, Jewish deicide is still kosher tho?

David said...

That's because plenty was spilled making the flour.

BenSix said...

Not the whole hog, you know...

A Jew That Actually Knows Something About Judaism said...

It's a cute idea tracing blood libels back to the crucifixion narrative but it's not historically accurate. You made up your own etymology of the term. Unfortunately, being Jewish yourself doesn't entitle you to that particular rhetorical flourish. Actually, blood libels predate the Romans entirely and the writer Apion described a blood libel (and subsequent pogrom) about 40 years before Jesus was even born. But hey, if you wanna make the case that the Jesus narrative was itself inspired by blood libels -- go for it! Could make a compelling case.

IOZ said...

Blood libels predate Solon of Athens, brother, but the blood libel against the Jews that everyone is so exercised about is indeed the crucifixion.

Anonymous said...

I just don't know where you're getting that from. a) The charge of deicide is distinct historically from the blood libel charge. b) Conflating the two ignores tons of blood libels that don't have any source in catechism, like Greek blood libels, Muslim blood libels, etc. c) I have no doubt that when the William of Norwich blood libel was going on, deicide rhetoric was a part of the general discourse surrounding the libel. (Something like, "They killed our lord, now they're killing our children," sounds likely) But that doesn't mean they're the same thing, and trying to claim that's what everyone is really 'exercised about' is a psychoanalytic projection move. If you're going to make it, fine. But come clean that you're making the move instead of just assuming a priori that the association is there. Esp the way it's currently written, readers of your post may assume that there's something historical backing up the idea that blood libels are REALLY about the crucifixion. Instead of it just being an opinion.

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mp said...

Yeah, this isn't the blood libel I remember from Hebrew School.

Bore said...

I'm visiting Norwich this weekend. I'll look out for memorials or something.

IOZ said...

I'm going to change my handle to A Jew Who Quickly Checks a Wikipedia Entry and Presents His Hasty Findings as a Definitive Historical Account.

Christopher M said...

I'm not sure what you're getting at by linking to a page of sources that apparently back up Anonymous Jew's definition, IOZ, but whatever.

Whatever "blood libel" happens to mean, I don't think it takes much away from the fact that Sarah Palin did not, in fact, murder the born-on-9/11 girl with her Facebook page.

Anonymous said...

Is that why the Moonie Times immediately followed up by claiming she was the victim of a pogrom?

mp said...

6:06--

That's the brilliance of their conspiracy. They use exaggerated language, right out in the open. Hiding in plain sight, as it were. It's all linked. Nothing is random. Follow the signs. This is how they rule the world.

Anonymous said...

Ah ... the joys of being age-ed!

Since you're a 28-32 yr old young whippersnapper, Zoz, you will not recall Mort Sahl's famous oneliner that he cracked when Pope John XXIII declared that the Jooz were no longer to be held responsible for the death of Yeshua.

And you know what, I ain't gonna tell ya.

I ain't even gonna tell ya who Mort Sahl was.

So there.

weaver said...

The only problem I have with Palin's citing of the blood libel (what, you think you're doing it as tough as the Cathars, yer dozy bint?) was its lack of imagination. Hell, she's an all-American gal - why didn't she reach into your country's rich cultural heritage and accuse her detractors of "waving the bloody shirt"?

Which would have made any aggrieved Democratic response super-hilarious.

demize! said...

Sarah Palin was asked to use said phrase in a sentence by Abe Foxman, she thought for a moment and said "well when I shoot a moose blood libel to run out the bitch" or something like that.

Freddy el Desfibradddor said...

believe it or not, wikipedia says mort sahl is still alive

"He wrote jokes for JFK and appeared on What's My Line? and The Ed Sullivan Show. In addition, he was the first comic to make a live recording, the first to do college concerts and, in 1960, the first to grace the cover of Time magazine."

Rabbi Samuel M. Stahl: "Since Vatican II in the mid-1960's, the Roman Catholic Church has essentially removed the decide charge. It has absolved Jews of crucifying Jesus. After hearing this news, the comedian, Mort Sahl, said that he had the best night's sleep in 2000 years."

Speaking of the increasing integration of Jews into the American mainstream, Rabbi Stahl said, "Jews today enjoy such a phenomenal popularity that even Yiddish expressions and Jewish culinary items have found their way into American culture. Even McDonald's now features ham and cheese on a bagel! "

NutellaonToast said...

Except that only thing libelous is the implication that Palin is uniquely culpable.

Anonymous said...

This Blood Libel business is tricky.

Until the recent Dershowitz Dispensation, the only allowable use of the term was to describe the verbal eruptions of those who think that the Israelis are beating the Palestinians with too thick of a stick.

However, now that Big D says it's OK, we will need to revise the paradigm. Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

Freddy, Freddy, Freddy - I really wanted Zoz to hafta ask his Dad or Mom ...

Couldn't you have at least put a "Spoiler Alert" at the top of your post ?

Freddy el Desfibradddor said...

he can STILL ask him parental units if they remember it -

plus, i really liked Rabbi Stahl's McBagel crack - they could call Sam Stahl the Mort Sahl of rabbis

Dr. Wilhelm said...

You neglected to mention the part when she said that the Jews also use the Menorah for necromancy though...

Anonymous said...

And silly me thought that the Church doctrine is that Jesus died to save sinners, of whom I am first.

Thanks for the clarification, Monsieur, you better believe I gonna punish me some Khazarim for their treatment of Jesus.

Capt'n Obvious (fkat The Christians)