Monday, June 28, 2010

Labor Pains

We are now, I fear, in the early stages of a third depression. It will probably look more like the Long Depression than the much more severe Great Depression. But the cost — to the world economy and, above all, to the millions of lives blighted by the absence of jobs — will nonetheless be immense.

-Krug, man
Well, lives may be blighted by the absence of food and shelter and clothing and entertainment and all the things that present arrangements demand money to acquire, but the absence of jobs? What? Oh, god, my life is going to be so debased, like, spiritually if I do not spend it grinding in a perpetual circle as a greasy cog in the satanic machine. I mean, I know that some people find themselves fortunately plugged into a remunerative avocation, bopping out biweekly columns from some leafy Princeton study, but most of us, even those of us fortunate enough to more or less like our jobs, would gladly do without.

But let's stipulate that what people need are jobs. Hey, Krugman, doing what?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Krugman, doing what?

Maybe writing for the NYT? He could be lonely.

Mr.Fundamental said...

Is this a--what day is this?

IOZ said...

Employed?

Paul Krugman said...

Your revolution is over, Mr. IOZ. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, IOZ?

KEn said...

That and a pair of testicles.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Dude, if you're not gonna get with the program and agree that JOBS are the be-all and end-all of human existence, then we're gonna have to start... uh... begin... errrr... commence to... ummmm... something.

Enron said...

I think he means the economy needs some Prozac.

rowan said...

Yeah, screw jobs. I really just need money. Thank goodness for the Census.

the talking dog said...

I thought ELECTIONS were the be-all and end-all of human aspirations
(http://whoisioz.blogspot.com/2010/03/purple.html)

I'm so confused...

NutellaonToast said...

YEAH! FUCK JOBS! ENNUI IS FUCKING SWEET!

Anonymous said...

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Anonymous said...

Y'know, where I am now, Detroit, I think that if I were to get all hip & flip about unemployment it'd fall kinda -- flat. Not least because it'd be coming from somebody with essentially zero economic worries.
-- sglover

demize! said...

If it were a job fucking slightly over-weight twenty year old girls bi-weekly? A vocation, a feeling of accomplishment...

TGGP said...

Supposedly, people really do like being employed. And I have seen that result used to justify Keynesian stimulus recently, though I can't recall the link off-hand.